Air Conditioning Quotes

Ethan Hunt: [Narrating, as William Donloe enters the vault] The terminal is in a black vault lockdown. The only person allowed in the room has to pass through a series of security checks.
CIA Analyst William Donloe: [to keypad microphone] William Donloe.
Ethan Hunt: The first is a voice print identification and a six-digit access

code.
[Donloe types in a code and enters the outer room]
Ethan Hunt: This only gets him into the outer room. Next he has to pass a retinal scan.
[Donloe passes the retinal scan]
Ethan Hunt: And finally, the security measures are only deactivated by a double electronic keycard... which we won't have.
[Donloe scans his card, enters

the vault, and logs in at the terminal]
Ethan Hunt: Now, inside the black vault, there are three systems operating whenever the technician is out of the room. The first is sound-sensitive. Anything above a whisper sets it off. The second system detects any increase in temperature. Even the body heat of an unauthorized person in the room will trigger it if the temperature

rises just a single degree. Now, that temperature is controlled by the air conditioning coming in through an overhead duct, 30 feet above the floor. That vent is guarded by a laser net.
[Donloe leaves the vault, security measures activate]
Ethan Hunt: The third one is on the floor and is pressure-sensitive. The slightest increase in weight will trigger the alarm. And

any one of these systems, if set off, will activate an automatic lockdown. Now, believe me when I tell you, gentlemen, all three systems are state-of-the-art.
[condensation from Donloe's drink drops to the floor sets off the alarm]

Sonny: Who are you?
Sheldon: FBI. Sheldon.
Sonny: Ah, good. About time. Maybe we can get this thing started, huh? Look, get the lights back on and the air conditioning. We got no air conditioning in here!
Sheldon: No more favors. That's all over, Sonny.
Sonny: Favors? You been doin' us

favors all night?
Sheldon: I have a jet. I'll have limousine here in a half hour. I want the hostages.
Sonny: No, no, no. Bullshit.
Sheldon: I'd like to work with you on this Sonny, not against you.
Sonny: Well, the hostages are what's keeping me alive.
Sheldon: When do I get

them?
Sonny: Didn't anybody tell you anything?
Sheldon: I'd like to hear it from you.
Sonny: You get one hostage for the limousine that you bring me in. One hostage. One hostage for the jet. Then, I get to the airport. I go into the plane. I check it all out. And if it's all okay, they all come out.

Sheldon: I want to go inside.
Sonny: Why?
Sheldon: To see if everybody's alright.
Sonny: They're all right.
Sheldon: No, I have to see.

Jewel: Are you ready?
Blu: For what?
[he suddenly thinks she's referring to them mating]
Blu: Oh! Oh! Wow! Uuh! Okay.
[to himself]
Blu: Confidence. Crazy love hawk!
[he goes towards her]
Jewel: Alright.
[Blu tries to kiss Jewel]
Jewel:

Woah! Hey!
[she pushes him away]
Jewel: What are you doing?
Blu: What? What? What you wanted me to! But just for argument's sake, uh... what are... what are you doing?
Jewel: I'm trying to escape!
[she points to the air conditioning vent]
Blu: Oh, yeah, escape. Tha... that's where I was

going with that thing I just did...
Jewel: Wait! Wai-wai-wai-wait! Did you actually think we were gonna kiss?
Blu: No no no no!
Jewel: We just met!

David Packouz: [From the beginning of the film, as Miles Teller's character, David Packaouz, narrates over visuals of soldiers in war and as price figures of what a soldier's gear costs are displayed] What do you know about war? They'll tell you it's about patriotism, democracy... or some shit about the other guy hating our freedom. But you wanna know what it's really about? What

do you see? A kid from Arkansas doing his patriotic duty to defend his country? I see a helmet, fire-retardant gloves, body armor and an M16. I see $17, 500. That's what it costs to outfit one American soldier. Over two million soldiers fought in Iraq and Afghanistan. It cost the American taxpayer $4.5 billion each year just to pay the air conditioning bills for those wars. And that's what war is

really about. War is an economy. Anybody who tells you otherwise is either in on it or stupid.

Danica Talos: Enough! It's not funny anymore!
Hannibal King: No, it's not, you horse-humping bitch! But it will be a few seconds from now. See, that tickle that you're feeling in the back of your throat right now?
[Asher, Jarko, and Danica start coughing]
Hannibal King: That's atomized colloidal silver. It's being pumped

through the building's air conditioning system, you cock-juggling thundercunt!
[Jarko and Asher cough harder]
Hannibal King: Which means the fat lady should be singing, right... about... now!
[pause where nothing happens]
Hannibal King: Heh, this is awkward.
[still nothing]
Hannibal King: Do you have a

cell phone?